Anonymous asked: Ms. Rogers, you're absolutely beautiful.
Anonymous asked: How tall are you?
Alex: It's the day that a zombie pushed a huge boulder aside.
Me: Kurt Cobain?
Me: Ohhhh...this is awkward.
butthorn: I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”